Wednesday, July 29, 2009


So, even though I am quite happily in a relationship at the moment, I do have an OKCupid account.

I don't bother to use the site for searching or anything like that, I only use it to read emails that men send me (because, honestly? Some of them are freaking hysterical.)

Here's an actual email I got today:

My name is **** can I chat with you please. can you use a sewing machine. I need help to sew some new blanket binding back on can you help me with that please. I wish you would let me hug you and kiss you. Anywas chat soon sometime when is a good time for you or call me at 555-555-5555*

(Name and phone number have been changed to protect the innocent.)

This email is from a 31 year old American. I am not sure what to think, but the "i wish you would let me hug you and kiss you" part cracked me up.)

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