Thursday, October 15, 2009

"Agents for the rest of us."

I think there should be Agents for normal people, not just stars.

For example, my agent would be:

-keeping track of my homework & reminding me of when things are due
-acting as a secretary for all these stupid bills
-scheduling all major doctor, dentist and eye appointments, and making sure the appropriate insurance cards get charged (don't even get me STARTED on this one right now. Let's just say I owe my MD $500 for something that insurance should have paid.)
-finding me new jobs and assuring they fit into my schedule
-scheduling me to appear at social events and insuring I look perfect

Also, a publicist would be good to make the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth sound tactful for once.

I would also love someone on call to give me a manicure, pedicure, and eyebrow wax. (I have gone without these for months & it's getting a bit scary.)

And, hell. An assistant who made sure I had a Caramel Macchiato every morning would really be the best.


What would your agent/assistant/publicist be doing?

2 comments:

the Music of the Night said...

mine would TOTALLY be supplying carmel machiato's on a bi-hourly basis lol... and making sure i had a cleared schedule to do homework and study. And probably going To the art supply store to pick up what i needed so i could just paint and sing lol

Eponine said...

Yeah, the caramel macchiato delivery would really be the most important job. There are so many times (both at home, work and at school) that I sigh & wish Starbucks had a delivery service.