Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The craziest dreams ever...

I had the absolute weirdest dream last night.

I can't remember the exact plot so here's what it involved:

-Obama put money into rebuilding the Community College's theaters, so they literally lifted our old auditorium out through the ceiling & we had to wait to get a new one. There was graffiti all over it.

-I was carrying a mattress home on my car, but no one would get out of my way so I just pulled over, picked up the mattress & started walking down the street with it. The parking lot of the place I work was all torn up and under construction. A woman stopped me & we were talking, and Jay came out of the pharmacy. The woman was tearing up papers and Jay got mad & asked her without looking up, "Why the hell are you doing that?" . He thought she was me.

-Jay & I lived upstairs from my mom, in a haunted 2 family house. There was a ghost in our mattress (no lie) and it literally was like having a 3rd person there while having sex. We were having sex while my mom was busy in the shower in the next room, and I told him to get up and shut the door. He went to shut it, but it didn't shut all the way and the next thing you know, my mom is barging in. It took her a minute to realize what was going on, and Jay was trying to cover up. She said something like "Please, I've seen bigger.". What's odd about this is that in the dream, Jay's penis was like 14 inches long. Crazy.

In this same house, there were two guys who were trying to rob us. Not of anything big, and they weren't ransacking the place... just looking for our cell phones & iPods. I ended up stashing everything in a Coach purse & I kept throwing it random places thinking, "They won't think to look there!" but then thinking better of it and moving it to somewhere even more obscure.

-I was suddenly in some town that was being stampeded by Dinosaurs. Except the Dinosaurs looked like huge, bulky, misshapen cows. (I couldn't come up with this stuff on my own if I tried.) Apparently, they had lived in this town forever and the townspeople were always being tortured by them. I met up with the townspeople & we tried to get away from the Dinocows. I remember heading to water (because "cows can't swim." I don't know if this is true or not, but in the dream it was.) but it didn't work. Then we tried getting behind the stampede and running with it... when all else failed, I met up with some girls who had a "secret"... the basement of their house was actually a structure from Pompeii (during the volcano) and everything in it had been preserved. For some reason, we took this to mean that it was exceptionally strong,and we holed up down there to wait out the Dinocows.

There was a fridge down there and I was like, "Wow, you're so prepared for a disaster! How long is the food in there going to last us?" And the girl opened the fridge & said, "Uh.. I've only got 2 TV dinners in here."
So much for a bomb shelter!

That's all I remember for now...

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