I eventually braved the snow (which had calmed down slightly) and left the house.
(Seriously, my cabin fever was getting really bad.)
I'm feeling much better now, and I have almost an entirely new work wardrobe that FITS! And I only spent $62. YES.
No more people making fun of me because my work pants are so big they're falling off. (yeah, I know, there are WAY worse things people could tease me about, right?)